Thursday 31 March at 5.00pm on Channel [V]
Kyle lives the lifestyle cruising around the Pacific exploring the Hawaian Islands by boat. With days spent surfing, swimming and diving the reef, he shows how you can earn money working as a boat deckhand and live the dream B430. Kyle visits Maui first and then heads to Hawaii's capital, Honolulu.
Tips from our Block Jockey: Brendan MacLean
- Do not try to swim to Hawaii from Australia. It'll take ages. Save those swimming muscles for when you arrive – you'll be doing a lot of it. Never pass up an opportunity to get in the water, it is some of the warmest, clearest, pristine aquatic environments on the planet. The aquatic life in Hawaii is worth the cost of the flight alone. You basically have to wade through dolphins to get anywhere; there are just that many dolphins. So check that out.
- Hawaii is a part of America so don't forget to speak American when you visit. They actually say "gnarly". Alternatively if you want some traditional culture head to the Polynesian Culture Centre just out of Honolulu. It's like a theme park – if you prefer historical accuracy over roller-coasters.
- Honolulu, the main island and the one you are likely to land on, is a tourist trap. Seriously, someone tried to sell me a "Traditional Coconut with Googly Eyes" for $16. Iconic Waikiki Beach is worth a visit but the Island with all the cool kids is Maui. You'll need a hire car to get around – but the expansive landscape and untouched beaches are worth the travel. So check that out.
- Americans are fatty fat fatties and Hawaii is no different. Your best bet in Hawaii is Japanese and Seafood. The Japanese population and culture is heavy, so you can trust them to get the food right. Otherwise enjoy your Friend Absolutely Everything Burger.
- Do you like surfing? Good – some of the biggest waves in the world are surfed by some of the best surfers in the world in Hawaii. There are so many surf comps that you are bound to win one if you enter. I did, I think I made-out with Kelly Slater at some point. I'm kidding, I don't even know who that is. The sand is yellow, the water is the colour invisible, and the overweight Americans will make you feel great about wearing swim-wear. So check that out.



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